One million daydreams...

Ask me anything!   Hello! My name is Monica, I'm 17, I live in the Netherlands, and I love a lot of things.

Secondary (book) blog: www.hookedon-books.tumblr.com

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    nikolaecuza:

    danosaurs-and-philions:

    im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

    I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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    — 3 hours ago with 505508 notes
    #thanks 
    dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

    dean-the-piesexual:

    OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

    (via galligayish)

    — 1 day ago with 47443 notes
    #hahaha  #puns 

    slyclig:

    REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

    • why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

    (via imightbeokaybutiamnotfineatall)

    — 1 day ago with 178560 notes
    merlinfanatic77:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

    merlinfanatic77:

    biinarykid:

    wtfrobin:

    oflivingthings:

    Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

    Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

    looks like God ran out of printer ink

    reblogging for comment 

    (via imightbeokaybutiamnotfineatall)

    — 1 day ago with 160521 notes
    #animals  #photography 

    fivebyfreakingfive:

    doc—rokstar:

    avatartagg:

    gallifrey-feels:

    ibelieveitsanime:

    songofspoilers:

    gildatheplant:

    I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

    WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

    If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

    During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

    Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

    Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

    If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

    That is all.

    THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

    It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

    Here’s the full video: x

    Reblogging for: It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

    (via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

    — 2 days ago with 259798 notes
    #YEAH  #shakespeare 

    nancyelizabethbrown:

    gallifrey-feels:

    knitmeapony:

    dreaminpng:

    allonnziii:

    kellanium:

    #probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

    This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

    It’s still hillarious.

    One of my favorite lines

    I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”

    I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

    OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

    "Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!" = "Run!"

    (via galligayish)

    — 2 days ago with 432401 notes
    #hahaha  #doctor who 

    dieoware:

    i love typing like this tbh it’s very comfortable and using internet slang is nice. I feel sorry for the ppl who are stuck on the idea that using proper grammar makes u superior to others

    (via textpostsrus)

    — 2 days ago with 25400 notes
    #tru 
    Tongtattoos in de bus naar Boom Chicago 😜

    Tongtattoos in de bus naar Boom Chicago 😜

    — 2 days ago